Single childless woman really wants the government to quit reminding her

A southern Alberta woman has been very vocal in recent days about her expressed desire for the Alberta government and news outlet to “ Shut the hell up.” about the fact that she is still unmarried and childless. With the recent inflation relief roll out this week attention has been very focused on the programs eligibility requirements.

“I just feel like my mom, I mean the news is focused on the family requirements and she, crap I mean they just keep mentioning kids, kids, kids, and its just a lot.”

While many feel that the programs eligibility requirements and not broad enough, and combined household incomes are just so God dam typical of the government to bring up. The government knows dam well that a household income isn’t combined, and its not for the household lake of trying. The household goes out at least a few nights a week, talks to new people, tries the new trends tries to meet other households.

“If the government and news could just accept that I really just need this time for me, then in the future our relationship can be better.”

Program applications began last week.