Danielle Smith says she will now announce three separate versions of events at the same time

During a regularly scheduled press briefing, Alberta premier Danielle Smith stated that in the interest of saving time she will now announce all three versions of events at the beginning of a news story. The so called time saving measure was introduced in response to the Premier’s conflicting stories about a conversation with members of the ministry of justice.

“I know that we are all looking for ways to work more efficiently and as a member of the media my self I want to be as helpful as I can and I think that simply laying out all three stories as soon as possible will make all of our work loads easier.” The Premier stated as she addressed the scheduled press briefing. “If you know what the version is going to in a couple months it can clearly save us all a lot of time.”

The Premier concluded by celebrating the change as a measure of increased transparency between her office and the media. That it was in no way intended as a time saving measure in anyway.